Only a day left until the ghosts and goblins come knocking on your door basically begging for candy and egging your house if you don’t open the door. This year I am actually being nice- I bought a few bags and I’m hoping a few of the kids here in the neighborhood stop by. If not, I’ll use the candy in a contest here on this blog. Because believe it or not, just because I’m a voluptuous woman- I don’t eat candy. Maxine, though, has the right idea about the kind of candy to give out- I’d probably get arrested.
Maxine On Halloween #2.
Rednecks Like Halloween Too.
Just when I thought nothing could surpass the time I saw a redneck in spandex biking shorts and a flannel shirt along comes Halloween. Halloween costumes, that is. During my daily Google image search for anything redneck related, I came across a site offering Halloween costumes, unusual costumes, or if you’re a redneck, every-day wear. The following image may or may not be safe for work- I’m not quite sure since well, you be the judge:
First things first. The guy “modeling” the costume looks a little too happy to have a sheep strapped to his waist. Now, I’m not sure which era this sheep um, lover is from, but I assure you we no longer wear long johns with the little butt flap. Ok, well, at least no one I know, all of my friends like a challenge when trying to get to the goods. And is that hay he has in his mouth? Does it come with the costume, or would I have to provide my own? I’m just curious, ya know.
