Just when I thought nothing could surpass the time I saw a redneck in spandex biking shorts and a flannel shirt along comes Halloween. Halloween costumes, that is. During my daily Google image search for anything redneck related, I came across a site offering Halloween costumes, unusual costumes, or if you’re a redneck, every-day wear. The following image may or may not be safe for work- I’m not quite sure since well, you be the judge:



First things first. The guy “modeling” the costume looks a little too happy to have a sheep strapped to his waist. Now, I’m not sure which era this sheep um, lover is from, but I assure you we no longer wear long johns with the little butt flap. Ok, well, at least no one I know, all of my friends like a challenge when trying to get to the goods. And is that hay he has in his mouth? Does it come with the costume, or would I have to provide my own? I’m just curious, ya know.