We all know duct tape has many uses, from making lawn chairs to repairing leaky water hoses. We also know that rednecks are the masters of duct tape use. I’m guilty as charged. I once used duct tape to “repair” a curtain rod that had broken in the middle. This of course lasted until I put the heavy curtains over the rod, but hey, it could have worked. Yesterday I pulled into the gas station to sell my blood put $10 of gas in the car, when I saw this:
Sure, fixing the break lights on a vehicle with duct tape is a good idea. But, what you don’t see because of the poor clarity of the picture, is the red cellophane being used as the light cover. I have to give it to the rednecks. They have a fix for everything.
The 10,000th Use For Duct Tape.
Rednecks Like Halloween Too.
Just when I thought nothing could surpass the time I saw a redneck in spandex biking shorts and a flannel shirt along comes Halloween. Halloween costumes, that is. During my daily Google image search for anything redneck related, I came across a site offering Halloween costumes, unusual costumes, or if you’re a redneck, every-day wear. The following image may or may not be safe for work- I’m not quite sure since well, you be the judge:
First things first. The guy “modeling” the costume looks a little too happy to have a sheep strapped to his waist. Now, I’m not sure which era this sheep um, lover is from, but I assure you we no longer wear long johns with the little butt flap. Ok, well, at least no one I know, all of my friends like a challenge when trying to get to the goods. And is that hay he has in his mouth? Does it come with the costume, or would I have to provide my own? I’m just curious, ya know.
The Redneck Endorsement For President.
Ladies, Gentlemen and Sheep everywhere, I hereby formally announce my endorsement for the 2008 Presidential Nomination:
I believe, as a country, we’re ready for a President who will openly admit to smoking pot and enjoying it. Just think of the Inaugural Ball. Willie Nelson for Prez!
Food For Thought
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Redneck Boredom Buster.
A friend and I decided to go to Dairy Queen the other evening to get a strawberry shortcake. We sat in line for about 10 minutes since everyone else thought it necessary to go at the same time as us. Needless to say I was bored by the time we got our yummy treat. I looked at it and thought it looked a bit like a penis, especially with the little knob of whip cream on top. With a little extra creativity on my part, I made my first strawberry shortcake, soft serve ice cream penis. I’m quite proud. I’m sure my mother would be too, if I was brave enough to show her the picture.
I’m quite the arteest, ain’t I?
