WalMart Lowered My Redneck Status.
If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!There was a time, not too long ago, that I considered myself a “high-class” redneck. I have no tires, or car parts in my yard, I don’t wear camo and although I think a few NASCAR drivers are cute, […]
Shopping With Inbreds.
First, do not make fun of my falling snow. If it bugs you, then well, visit this blog December 26th when the snow will be removed. I’m trying to get into the holiday spirit and snow helps. Somewhat. I’d prefer the real thing, but since it’s supposed to be sunny and 40 degrees tomorrow and […]
Top 10 Redneck Christmas Gifts.
Christmas is a little over a week away, so I thought I would provide a list of the Top 10 Redneck Christmas Gifts for those of you who are last minute shoppers. When most think of rednecks, beer comes to mind. Sure, you can buy a few cases and satisfy any redneck-but why be one […]
Dreamin’ Of A White Trash Christmas.
As I sit here, cuddled up in my Hello Kitty blanket, watching The First 48 on A&E and listening to a thunderstorm since it’s 60 degrees outside, I can’t help but get into the spirit of Christmas. I have 7 more frog ornaments to glue together in order to finish my Christmas Frog Tree, but […]
How I Almost Killed Santa.
I dragged myself out of bed a little before noon, having slept off my latest round of Nyquil/Sierra Mist shots, (yes I am still sick, barely have a voice and I swear if this cold is not gone soon I’ll overdose on Vick’s Vapor Rub), with the goal of going to the Dollar Tree to […]
