Top 10 Redneck Christmas Gifts.
Christmas is a little over a week away, so I thought I would provide a list of the Top 10 Redneck Christmas Gifts for those of you who are last minute shoppers. When most think of rednecks, beer comes to mind. Sure, you can buy a few cases and satisfy any redneck-but why be one [...]
Personalized License Plates-Mental? Or, Profession?
I was driving through Taco Hell a few weeks ago and snapped this picture with my cell phone. I had no choice, it was too good to pass up. I can’t figure out if the guy is a huge fan of the Sixth Sense, mental, or a mortician. Sorry for the quality, but as I’ve [...]
The Redneck Endorsement For President.
Ladies, Gentlemen and Sheep everywhere, I hereby formally announce my endorsement for the 2008 Presidential Nomination:
I believe, as a country, we’re ready for a President who will openly admit to smoking pot and enjoying it. Just think of the Inaugural Ball. Willie Nelson for Prez!
Food For Thought
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Redneck Boredom Buster.
A friend and I decided to go to Dairy Queen the other evening to get a strawberry shortcake. We sat in line for about 10 minutes since everyone else thought it necessary to go at the same time as us. Needless to say I was bored by the time we got our yummy treat. I [...]
