If I Kissed A Girl-She’d Be Kyra Sedgwick.



I'd kiss Kyra Sedgwick-wearing watermelon Lip Smackers lip-gloss.

I'd kiss Kyra Sedgwick-wearing watermelon Lip Smackers lip-gloss.

Where the hell have I been since 2005? No, really. Apparently lala land, because, until 2 weeks ago, I wasn’t aware of The Closer, starring Kyra Sedgwick and other people, on TNT. It’s been on the air for 4 years. And me, the person who knows a damn good show when she sees one-didn’t watch it? Anyway, that isn’t the point, although if you haven’t seen it, I suggest going to TNTs site and catching up on season 4, (Season 5 starts in June), because it’s a must see show.


I’m not into chicks, and even if I was- so what- to any friend, or family member reading this, but I would totally kiss her. Look at her freaking lips.

I have this thing about full lips. I am attracted to men with full, luscious lips, in fact, it’s the 2nd attribute I notice. If I see a woman with nice lips, I always say, “I’d love to have her lips.” I have never, in my life stated I’d kiss a chick-nice lips or not. Hello? Look at them. I’m sure this post will have rumors flying. Who cares. Like I’m ever going to a. Meet Kyra Sedgwick or b. Kiss her. (By the way, she’s married to Kevin Bacon).


In honor of the post, I’m sharing Katy Perry’s I Kissed A Girl video- but, according to an ex-boyfriend, watermelon Lipsmackers lip-gloss tastes better. I don’t like cherry Chapstick anyway.

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8 Responses to “If I Kissed A Girl-She’d Be Kyra Sedgwick.”

  1. GregR says:

    I have to agree with you, I totally would kiss Kyra and I am not even a girl!! :)

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    • Beth says:

      That’s because you’re a kiwi, Greg. A semi-furry fruit on the outside, green and juicy on the inside and that came out so wrong.

  2. At first, I thought she was singing about the taste of her cherry chopstick. Back to the biology books I had to go… :)

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    • Beth says:

      I feel bad for responding with an innuendo comment, since your last post says, “Holy Thursday, 33 years ago,” but I can’t help myself. Trust me- #1. Chopsticks do not taste like cherries and #2. Girls don’t have them.

  3. Eric says:

    Funny. So, how do you feel about collagen enhanced lips? And I have to ask, what about Angelina?

    Eric�s last blog post..Reds Get Their First Win

    • Beth says:

      If I had the money- yes I would enhance my lips. The only body part I would even consider touching. I see nothing wrong with it as long as one doesn’t go overboard.

      As far as Angelina? I think she’s an ugly person, both inside and out. True beauty is the whole person, not just the outward appearance.

  4. Annie says:

    Hilarious post…and forgive me for reading your last comment (I’m a bit inquisitive) but, I agree that beauty is the whole person.

    Because I’ve met people who I thought were attractive, until I spent some time with them, and their looks began to morph- I don’t know why that is, but it’s true.

    By the way, I appreciate your support of ANPITS at CMF ads. You are one of my very first advertisers.

    So now, I’m your slave forever…Seriously, I’m glad you did because I adore your blog.

    Thanks again Beth, you’re the greatest.

    Annie

    • Beth says:

      No need to apologize for reading comments! That’s why we comment :D

      I’ve met people in life whom I thought were attractive-male and female- it’s odd how- the longer I was around some, the uglier they became. Others, the more attractive-and I don’t mean in a sexual way. It’s how you carry yourself and treat people. Then again, I don’t know Kyra Sedgwick personally, but I think I’d still kiss her LOL

      AND don’t thank me for advertising- CMF was formed for bloggers to find other bloggers, (but at the moment your page isn’t loading?)!! And for goodness sakes, you aren’t my slave-or anyone’s for that matter. Just participate on the forums, comment and have fun! (Got your blog to load-I think I’ll join the music Monday meme-it’s different).

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