Inappropriate Post Sunday: Trojan Her Pleasure Vibrating Touch.
Doggie Toothbrush?
***Shivers***
Here’s the deal. I shall not use any device that looks like a doggie toothbrush on my vajay-jay. I swear, I have seen the same type of uh, instrument at Pet Smart in the pet grooming section. I don’t think my vajay-jay needs a good scrubbing. And what really cracked me up- read the Frequently Asked Questions on the site. The battery only lasts 30 minutes and they provide the battery type and tell you to go to your local retailer. Is this like taking your watch to Walmart and having the jewelry people change the battery?
“Yes, my vajay-jay scrubber/vibrator needs a new battery. Size LR41 or equivalent (AG3, 192, 392). I’ll be over by the big power tools- just page me when you’re finished.”
Oh- if you’re a resident of: Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia, you’re out of luck. Apparently lawmakers in these states have banned the sale of vajay-jay scrubbers and other such devices. I don’t know why and quite frankly, I’d rather not know what would bring forth the subject in a legislative session.
And the price? For $20, the thing better freaking clean upholstery. The bonus? You do get a cute little baggie to carry it around in, you know, for those not so fresh, but I’m feeling horny so I have to stuff it in my purse, kind of days.
Read the site. No. Read it, especially how to clean the thing. Taken directly from the site and I quote:
“Remove the hard plastic massager from the soft sleeve. Note: the massager is not waterproof.”
Discuss this dilemma amongst yourselves.
hilarious post!
“I’ll be over by the big power tools- just page me when you’re finished.”
haha…
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Yeah, I browse the big tools. I’ve figured this is the closest I’ll ever get to one.
Still trying to figure out why whenever I offer my services and tell them the battery is not included, nor needed, women tend to walk away with a disgusted look on their faces.
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Hello? Tell them quick, rechargeable battery and you’re in business.
HA! Vajayjay scrubber? lolol
my wife and i have the Fukuokayu version of this…she likes it alot…
and i live in GA, so…we can’t get this anyway
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PayPal me $20 and I’ll smuggle you one in. Hell, I just came up with a new business idea. I’ll charge people $40- $20 for the device, $20 profit for me. Although I’m sure my mom will wonder why I’m getting all the packages- my mail still goes to her house because I’m too cheap to buy a PO box-and I don’t have an “official” street address-that’s how far out in the sticks I live.
You are too funny and I live in Alabama…I may get one shipped to me out of spite!
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lol I wonder what happens if you place an order in the states that don’t allow these things? I mean come on-who in government was so concerned over “self-pleasure” devices they had to make a law? It’s like WV passing the law allowing people to scrape up roadkill for food. Was there a huge lobbyist group who paid, uh dollars, to get the bill passed? lol
That is too freakin hilarious!
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This is awsome – I have just Tweetet the URL – Couldn’t resist – Now wondering if I’ve broken any laws
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