I’m Going To Exploit Stupid People.



happybunnystupidpeople.jpgThis is going to be a short post, because at the moment, only a few things truly amaze me, one being the amount of stupid people being allowed out in public. How difficult is it to not be stupid? Is this an inherited trait, or, do you gradually, over time, allow the magic stupidity dust flow into your brain? (For the really stupid, I’m sure they believe there is such a thing as magic stupidity dust, maybe I should market it, bottle glitter and sell it, I’d make a killing). Hold on, I’m on to something, let me go write this down as my next marketing ploy. I’ve moved from rednecks to stupid people.

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8 Responses to “I’m Going To Exploit Stupid People.”

  1. Judi says:

    I hear ya! I work at a flea market - it’s kind of an “upscale fleamarket”.. carpeting, track lighting.. indoors.. but it still attracts some, um.. questionable types. Then, to make it even better, we recently took in a “Gun & Knife Show”… wow.. the people. Wish I could get away with taking pictures of them.

    “Excuse me.. your outfit is just, um.. well.. could I please take a picture of you for my Fashion Senseless scrapbook?”

    “Oh.. now that was intellegent.. Could you say that again so I could record you on my camera? YouTube would love this!”

    Oh boy.

  2. Beth says:

    Wow, there’s such a thing as an upscale flea market? The only flea markets I’ve been to have, well, literally, fleas. Along with poultry, rodents and every tool known to man. Oh and anything with the words, Gun, Knife and Show- forget about it-the people crawl out of the hollers as we say here in West Virginia.

  3. cohnsey says:

    stupid people are everywhere. just face it. that’s life.

  4. Mike says:

    I have this saying:
    Don’t mess with stupid people. Their brain has been rested for a long time.
    :D

  5. BillyWarhol says:

    LOLLLLLLL

    Beautiful!!!!!!!

    ;PPP

  6. LOL That was an intresting post. So you came u with something out of nothing. Thats a wicked idea. Enjoyed it thanks.

  7. jenny says:

    The other day someone at work asked me “Do you have the cable for the wireless network”

    They must have a whole bucket full of that stupid dust.

  8. blueyes says:

    I’m convinced we just have to say something witty but unfortunately nothing witty comes to mind immediately for me.

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