Why Some Men Should Be Attracted To Cows-Literally.
No, I’m not doing a public service announcement for cows, or promoting John Cow’s blog. Just when I thought search phrases leading to my site couldn’t get more odd, I am now dealing with pingbacks from sex sites. Yes, I know my blog screams of sex and skank, (insert sarcasm here), but when I noticed a link pointing to the post, How To Prevent Middle-Age Saggage And Sort Of Be Sexy With A Bare-Nipples Bra, after logging in to WordPress, I had to click. Mistake. You know how it is when you pass a bad accident- you don’t want to look, but you feel compelled to do so? This is what occurred when the site I was redirected to popped up. And when I say, popped up, I mean well-keep reading.
Maybe I have lived a sheltered life. I do live in West Virginia, after all and we’re always the last to see anything new. I wasn’t aware, however, of the market for long nipples. See the cow udders? Yeah, those on a 500 pound animal? The women on the site are not unlike this animal-in fact they give an entirely new meaning to the word “perky.” After looking, and having that, “Oh my God what did these women do to their nips,” look on my face, I started thinking. Do men find this attractive? And for God’s sakes why? To me, they look as if they have two tiny penises attached to each breast. And how in the hell did they get that way? I keep getting images of clothespins and bungee straps floating through my head-which in turn makes me want to run to my closet and put on a sports bra to not only protect my girls, but flatten them. To the men of the world attracted to -to- well, whatever you want to call it, long-nippled women, I live in a semi-rural area. I know a few good cows-and they’re lonely. (Insert shiver here). And no, I’m not providing a link to the site-it’s bad enough that I had to look at it.
thanks you for this article
Not all men I guess.
Have a great weekend.
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Don’t feel bad. I just had one incoming from- “How big is your clit and how well do you know it?”
Of course I clicked on the link…and well- I bet you can guess what I saw. LOL
Strange, very strange.
I also got a spam message from someone saying they were from Google and taking away my PR…
DUH! I don’t have a PR , so good luck with that…
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How well do you know it? Is that the problem I’ve had all these years with my sex life? I haven’t been having “quality time” with my clit? Are we supposed to talk to it?
Cow nipples. Not my thing. Have a good weekend!
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Thanks for the laugh! I live in cattle country and I thought that when men were looking longingly at the cattle out in the pasture they were thinking “Hmmmmm hamburgers”…gee, I guess not, LOL
lol- puts a whole new meaning on the Farmer in the Dell, doesn’t it?
By accident I came over such a site as well. I’m never going to be the same again!
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Yeah, I’m definitely scarred for life.
LOL. Maybe? Maybe, there are just feeling neglected? hahaha
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I’ve seen, and touched something similar. My ex has rather long nipples, another one had no areola. That was more scary :S
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Interesting but the touring letter word to comment here was “poppy.” Coincidence? I think not…LOL. It’s amazing what’s out there and how the heck THEY find US. Being in a law enforcement field I know what happens when these putes get seized and I gotta say most everyone looks rather sick from that standpoint….and in most cases they aren’t, but they still get inundated with the smut! Irritating really!
Peace……..T
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Oh wow, that is one hell of a fetish. And I think I could have gone my entire life without knowing men (maybe women) like that.
And why would you do that to your nipples? Hell, how is it even possible?!! *is very scared*
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Wow! That is rather disturing! By the way, I am not attracted to unnatural nipples like that.
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Was the pingback due to some automated blog site? I have a posting entitled “Real Women Eat Meat” showing up on some vegan site, because they have an aggregated list of all posts from technorati with the tag “vegan”.
Some of this automated crap is just bizarre.
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