Hair Color Update: We Don’t Know What Color It Is.
For starters- the picture isn’t of me. If I looked this hot I wouldn’t be spending my days blogging and watching Real Stories of the Highway Patrol on the Reality Channel. But, this is the only picture I can find that comes close to the color of my hair. Add a few blonde highlights and bam- this is the result of 3, yes 3 different coloring sessions.
I’m surprised I have hair left.
My mom re-colored this morning, again with a dark blonde, after I specifically told her I had already tried it, but it did darken it a little. I no longer look like a push-up head. Going from a very dark brown color to, well, this color was dramatic. I start my midlife crisis and the first thing I do is screw up my hair. I should be dating 21 year old studs who are willing to do odd jobs for sex and beer, but instead I’m conditioning my hair like mad so it won’t fall out or feel like a horse’s tail. I do have a light brown color I could try, but really, who am I trying to impress? Everyone says they like the hair color-but I have a feeling they’re only attempting to appease me. Seriously, if you know me in real life- tell me I look like Carrot Top- I can take it- I also know where all of you live and where you park your vehicles-I have spray paint and I’m not afraid to use it.
Real Stories of the Highway Patrol was awesome. I didn’t know it still aired. I used to watch that show 13 or 14 years ago. I loved the cheesy reenactments.
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Hey! I like Real Stories of the Highway Patrol! And I’m 21. I’m offended by that generalization!
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Lol! Why wait till your midlife crisis to date 21 year old studs. I do like the haircolor. Carrot-top could only wish he looked like that!
For those interested here is some info on the chemistry of hair coloring.
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I used to do that to my hair all the time. Once my friend and I tried to strip it (it was black) so I could be blond. Don’t you know I ended up with white hair and black spots. Yeah. Lovely.
That same day Christina Aguilera was on some awards show with the same style. LOL! I didn’t leave mine that way.
My sister is a hair stylist and she makes good money fixing women’s home coloring mistakes. Glad to hear you got your issues resolved without forking out a bunch of dough.