Discussing Unlucky Panties On One’s Blog Brings In Traffic.
Since I have become more of a blog stats whore, I was browsing through the referrer section in StatCounter, finding which keywords were bringing others to my site via search engines. Imagine my surprise when I noticed a visitor who came from Google, using the search terms, “panty sex.” My first thoughts, “When have I ever discussed this topic?” Then I remembered my recent post, The Superstitious Panties from a week ago. I click the link in StatCounter and sure enough, the search pointed to that post. In fact, this may be a proud moment in my blog’s history. I am listed as number 4 on Google for the phrase:
Yes, a very proud moment. The strange thing? I didn’t use the All In One SEO plugin options for the post. I only tagged Technorati-and not with those specific keywords. Goes to show- search engines can still pick up your posts, if you have freaks searching for fetish topics -because I also received a hit from someone searching for “Celine Dion camel toe.” Instead of Oprah’s camel toe, people now want to know about Celine’s. I think I’m on to something. Maybe I should start a blog discussing nothing but the camel toes of celebrities. I could make millions, millions I tell you.
Viewing results like these are not helping me in the least in reaching my goal of getting a mid-life crisis pep talk phone call from Diane Sawyer-I’m sure her people, if she has any, are saying, “Is this chick for real?” Yes, yes I am- and I swear I know nothing about panty sex. My best-blog friend, blueyes™ did a little something special for me in hopes of getting closer to my 6 degrees. So, she is now the 2nd person-2 down, 4 to go. At this rate, I’ll be turning 40, instead of 35, beyond my mid-life crisis, living with 30 cats and taking a broom after the neighborhood children because they’re running through my yard. I write one, ok one and a half serious posts about a dream of mine and I receive no response. I briefly, (pun intended), mention panties and not having sex and the masses go wild. Come on, there has to be one normal person out there who knows someone who knows someone who knows so and so who could grant an old chick her wish?
That’s pretty good. I get all kinds of weird searches. How about cyclobenzoprine or chuck norris bald, that is how some people have found me.
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Bizarre keyword search terms keep my endlessly entertained. I don’t want to get too graphic, but some of the search terms people use to find my site are amazing. My personal favorites are “pantiless Britney”, “Scott Baio pants bulge”, nostril porn” and “pleated pants bad”. When I ever wrote about Chachi’s crotch is beyond me. Same for nose porn. I guess people love posts about panties, crotches and porn. Go figure.
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Ha ha. I just checked my statcounter referrals last week and found I was getting a lot of hits for things regarding lesbians and large breasts. Considering I didn’t think that I wrote about that sort of thing, it was interesting to see it pop up.
Of course by making the post, I had to upgrade my statcounter account because of the traffic of people looking for large-breasted lesbians.
Google can bring strange visitors.
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Thats the way search engines work! I wrote a post 3 years ago on THE POSTAL SERVICE EXAM. Two sentences on my results. Find out later its ranked top 5 on most major search engines and is curently 11 on google. I get a gazillion hits a day from it alone! Simply amazing stuff!
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Wow, I see some weird things showing up in my stats but after reading Herb Urbans comment I think I’m good. Nostril porn??
That is interesting. It’s something I never thought about. Now I’m going to put in strange random things in the search to see what comes up. Something like chocolate juxtaposition earwax. Yeah.