I’m In Love With The How2Blogger.
One day I shall have his bald, how-to knowledgeable children. Since finding his blog on EntreCard, I’ve become obsessed with it. I read it at least 20 times a day. Sadly, he doesn’t post 20 times a day, I just read and re-read older posts, such as this post from November:
How to Grow a Really Really Bushy Beard (Kind of Like ZZ Top)
Is he a genius or what? I don’t care if he’s married, or his age. I shall seduce his how-to brain with my foolish, yet effective fat chick ways. He won’t know what hit him. He won a Nintendo Wii and has offered to put it up on Ebay in order to buy me new lingerie. How noble is that? Hands off ladies, he’s mine.
Disclaimer: The above post is a joke. The How2Blogger, was one of the first bloggers I met through EntreCard who has a sense of humor, somewhat like mine. Very difficult to find these days. I am in no way stalking him, I have a private investigator doing the job.
I was wondering who that guy was following me with the camera…
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LOL.
Just the post I would expect from you Beth and thats why people keep coming back here (at least I do).
Good luck with getting your hands on Mr. How2Blogger, I will not stand in your way
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Shucks, I’m late as usual…
I just got back from my weekend hiatus and did not know of your contest. I’m getting to work on it and will give you the link ASAP!
what a post! now I conclude “bald people attracts more girls”
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Haha! That’s some crush. I absolutely love the “How to grow a really really bushy beard” article. Since becoming self-employed that post has hit home quite quickly. Great site…+1 subscription.
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Let’s see a pic to prove it!
Bald is beautiful.
How2: Yeah, that’s Bob. I hired him to follow your every move. By the way, next time you see him, tell him he’s fired. He hasn’t done a very good job.
Sam: lol- I can’t get a toothless man who stands on the exit ramp on the highway.
helen: You have plenty of time for the credits contest- it doesn’t end until New Year’s Day.
rhyan: I’ve always been attracted to bald/balding men. I have no idea why. I think it’s the shine from the tops of their heads.
Rob Schultz: So since you’re working from home you want to look like ZZ Top? Interesting, very interesting. And I hope you mean you’re subscribing to my blog too!
And to SEO and Pest Control: You’re quite welcome for the free backlinks from my comments section. At least you read the post, I think.
Is it ok if I feel a little dirty after reading this post ? Bald , stalkers , and lingerie.
I rocked a Fu-man chu for Halloween , even grew my hair out for a year. Does that count for anything ?
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Sean: bald, stalkers and lingerie- makes my post sound a little like Jerry Springer. Let’s see, a Fu-man chu and Halloween.. did you wear black nail polish too? And how long was your hair? Are we talking mullet here or what?
I’m bald. I sent you jewelry. How am I not stalk-worthy?
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I’m getting to work on it and will give you the link .
No black nail polish , although I did rock a lesuire suit and white shoes. My hair was mullet length.Although I got told I would find all my things in the hallway if I cut my hair into a mullet , which I was threatening.
http://gtrusa.blogspot.com/2007/11/my-2007-halloween-costume-inspired-by.html
After Halloween I did a #2 all over.
Sean Morris’s last blog post..Domain name for sale GTR2009.com
Hey Beth,
I like him too, though I will not challenge you for his affections; you clearly saw him first.
Would you be willing to share information about the “effective, fat chick ways” you plan to employ? Now THAT’S information I could us
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Haha, that’s funny!
And now I have to check out his blog 
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Fabeo: I JUST got your bracelets yesterday. The mailman is a cranky old man and hates leaving any kind of package in the mailbox because, well my mom hates to check the mail. So he left it at the neighbor’s house some time last week. She finally called me and told me I had a package from Florida- I said OK don’t open it I’ll get it. And I’m wearing the Hello Kitty pink penis bracelet as I type this. I wear it to bed. I’m hoping it brings good
sexluck. I love you for it and you are the one and only bald man who’s ever given me anything. Muah.Sean: I’m speechless. What kind of socks did you stuff your pants with? Or did you? You have me curious now- oh and has anyone ever told you that you look like the guy who plays the character Sawyer on Lost? Wowsa.
menopauseprincess: I’ll write a separate post, make it private and give the password to only those women over 150 pounds. We cannot let the skinny chicks know our secrets. You also have to take an oath that you will not release the information by giving up Ho Hos for one day. This will prove your commitment to the fat chick cause.
Frigga: He has a good blog and a good sense of humor. Which is why, when I read the post I linked to, I totally cracked up. Such subtle humor is so hard to come by.
That was my favorite post too!
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No socks in my pants , just what I carry in my pockets. Nothing else special. Im white.
Never told I look like I look like the guy on Lost. Although I have been on MTV Tr – MTV3 recently. On Trick it Out. We built a BMW woody wagon. http://gtrusa.blogspot.com/2007/11/trick-it-out-mtv-3.html
And another time , I stripped off my clothes and ran them over with a car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtJ9vVJ2dyk
Now though, I am closer to bald than I was in that picture. The long hair was bugging me. I always had it short.
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My favourite bit was the disclaimer! That is a class blog by the way.
Just wanted to comment for the first time to let you know that I wasn’t dropping and running, I read too
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talk about serendipity
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Oh sure. Disappear for a month and your affections are turned completely elsewhere.
*sniff*
I suppose it won’t change things that I’m back?
No, I thought not.
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