Yes, the Queen of “Let’s buy the most expensive pieces of crap, tape a show and give everyone in the audience, you know, the people who have spent years on the waiting list for tickets, and give them what I deem as worthy gifts if you’re rich and famous,” had her “Favorite Things” show the other day. Some of the items, sure, I’d like to have, if I had money, but most of the items, I want to say, “huh? Why?”-which I did to myself, actually out loud when I looked. So, for those of you who missed the show, I bring you, “The List”:

1. Samsung HD Camcorder-Yes, I’d like
2. Ugg Crochet Boots-Eh, maybe
3. Toywatch Crystal Watches-Yes, cute
4. Perfect Endings Cupcakes-These would last a week
5. Melamine Bowls-Since I have no bowls, yes
6. KitchenAid Artisan Mixer-If I had something to mix, yes
7. Planet Earth DVDs-Uh, no. I live on Earth
8. Kai Body Butter & Buffer-Love the body butter.
9. Clarisonic-My shower head hits my face hard enough
10. Claus Porto Soaps-Only if they smell good
11. The Pillars of the Earth-Um, no.
12. Panini Press-Isn’t this a fancy name for the George Foreman Grill?
13. Ciao Bella Sorbetto-Nope.
14. Rachel Pally Clothes-Nope.
15. Scrabble Premier-Nope.
16. UA Prestige 90 DVD Collection-Definite yes, but it won’t be released until December 11-I checked.
17. Shaklee Get Clean-Yes
18. O’s Guide to Life-I think this is her cult book
19. Josh Groban Noel CD-Nope.
20. Most Expensive Favorite Things Selection: LG HDTV Refrigerator-I would have to plug this thing in on my front porch because it’s huge. Then again, a refrigerator on the porch, typical redneck thing to do

If you want details of all the items you can go to Oprah’s Favorite Things and get more specifics-including the prices. Keep me in mind while you’re shopping.