He’s My Will, I’m His Grace, Or Jack And Karen-We Aren’t Sure.
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Many years ago, in a traffic exchange land far, far away, I met a gay guy named Loq. Loquacious, to be exact, but I call him Loq since, well spelling Loquacious uses too many brain cells and we all know how I love my Xanax. Loq has the type of sense of humor I like. He gets me-and that’s very rare for people to “get me” in the blogging world.
Loq is the owner, operator and masterful writer of Loquacious Curmudgeon-and when I say masterful, think of this: The guy could write an entire blog entry on farting and lighting a match in an elevator full of people and it would read as any classic piece of literature. I left a comment not too long ago on one of his posts telling him, “I didn’t understand a word you just said, but I agree,” or something to that effect. He is one of the most skillful blog writers I know-which is why I chose him as today’s Blog A Day. I want people to read what he has to say. Some stories are funny, some make you think and this is what a blogger should strive for in writing. Force people into thinking about what they just read.
I’ve always had the straight woman “Will and Grace” fantasy and Loq is my candidate. We’ll live together, talk about having kids, but end up like Karen and Jack touching stomachs and singing show tunes. Hey, a girl can dream, right? Go to his blog, read it, think about it, leave him comments. You will not be disappointed.
Loq has been certified as the B.A.D. Wear your badge with honor- and yes you can accessorize it as you see fit.
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Hey! I am so flattered. Thanks a bunch!
Yes, some far off day we’ll meet, at a piano bar halfway between Seattle and West Virginia. We’ll sip frou-frou drinks, then I’ll tickle the ivories and we’ll delight the masses with thoughtful renditions of what will no doubt by then be timeless classics; perhaps a Bacharach arrangement of “My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard”, or “Lady Hump”.
God, I’m getting all misty-eyed.
Oh, how I love thee. Now I’ll bend over and let you slide your credit card down the crack of my butt. Oh, and I’m voting for the song I’m going to post from YouTube- if I can find it. I was in a Will and Grace mood a while back and watch almost all of the episodes there and I laughed so hard over this clip.
Wait a minute…you’re straight?
Well, Fabeo, if you’re asking if I’d sleep with a gay man, my answer would be yes. If you’re asking if I’d sleep with a woman, well before the sex change operation a year ago I would have said yes, but you know how things go. Besides, what’s wrong with a once gay man, turned straight woman? I love gay men. Seriously. This is why we should all go oh Jerry Springer. We have a story to tell.
Wait a minute. My Grace used to be my Greg? This is getting confusing. And kind of hot. I need a damp towel.
Hi,
I’m the only straight man in the blogosphere who has the balls to comment on this post. That ‘Milkshake’ interpretation MUST happen.
Now I’m headed over to Loq’s…
Believe me, if I ever have the wherewithal to arrange music, the Milkshake thing WILL happen. It’s too disturbing to remain imaginary.
LOL at both Martin and Loq.I’m not sexy like Karen- I’m not sure anyone would want to see my fat butt dance to that song.