Redneck Boredom Buster.
A friend and I decided to go to Dairy Queen the other evening to get a strawberry shortcake. We sat in line for about 10 minutes since everyone else thought it necessary to go at the same time as us. Needless to say I was bored by the time we got our yummy treat. I looked at it and thought it looked a bit like a penis, especially with the little knob of whip cream on top. With a little extra creativity on my part, I made my first strawberry shortcake, soft serve ice cream penis. I’m quite proud. I’m sure my mother would be too, if I was brave enough to show her the picture.
I’m quite the arteest, ain’t I?
Um…you call this blog Ramblings of an UNDISTURBED mind??? Bwahahaha!! I’d say making your ice cream into a soft-serve penis is a little disturbed!!! LMAO!
I thought everyone at one point or another made soft-serve penises? I’m the only one? Maybe I’m onto something here. I could make a fortune in the Winter months- they’d stay frozen longer! Yes I am disturbed. Hence the reason for fooling people into thinking I’m not.
What would Freud say? The phallic symbol really is everywhere.
Sara: I had Freud in mind when I made my creation. Who would have thought one could find male genitalia in a strawberry shortcake. Ok, that came out wrong, but you know what I mean.
I dunno, Dairy Queen isn’t all it’s cracked up to be down here. Maybe if I had stuff like that I’d be more interested in going there?
Disturbing. Makes me think of Strawberry Shortcake (not to mention My Little Pony) in entirely new contexts.
Um…where can I get one?