Oprah’s Camel Toe Revealed.
It has been close to 2 years and I still receive hits from freaks Googling, oprah camel toe, but I believe I have made significant progress in tracking down the reason behind the searches. I was browsing TMZ.com and to my surprise, and disgust, I stumbled upon this picture:
I’m confused. Is that a second toe? And what is with the hump on her big toe? First commandment for sandal wearing: “Thou shalt not wear sandals if thou has ugly feet.” A fairly simple rule to follow. Word to the wise- when searching for images on Google using the term, “ugly feet”- keep in mind you get what you ask for and more. I found these beauties to add to my collection of redneck pictures.
Duct tape now has 101 uses. If you’re out of band-aids, substitute with duct tape.
Was making the rounds for BYBS when I saw the Oprah post
I once linked to a salon article about something and the posting has stayed the most popular I have ever written. You’d think people would move on…
Umm but thats not a Camel toe I was semi excited for nothing.
Whatever: True- I get a lot of hits from searches for this.. no idea why.
Dash: lol I know it isn’t a camel toe- but it’s the only thing I can think of that would prompt people to use that search term. I mean come on- who wants to see Oprah with a REAL camel toe?
Not I… But she is rich I admit I would at least look.