The Redneck Way To Make Money.
So, I was sitting here watching Judge Judy, contemplating how to pay for the almost $1000 gas bill my mom some how “forgot” to pay, when it hit me. I live in West Virginia, right? I have access to rednecks, right? Blow-up pools don’t cost that much, Wal Mart has them for about $125. Firewood and a barrel to burn it in-pfft, not a problem. Add them all up and what do you get? A Redneck Social. I can charge single rednecks, both male and female, to come party in my new hot tub. I’m thinking $10 a head, plus the cost of beer. I could easily make $200 in one night alone. I have one concern, though. I may have to have a pre-social pinto bean dinner in order to properly “bubble” the hot tub. Take a look at the setup and tell me what you think:
The concept could work, couldn’t it?
That is too funny!
But if you run out of beer or relatives, ya’ might find YOURSELF on Judge Judy!
Oh… no… wait! Invite Judge Judy!
Oh man. Judge Judy is one woman I would NOT want at any party. Then again, she is full of hot air, maybe she could bubble the hot tub.
BWAH! Thanks way to start my day!
LOL what a great idea, I’d want to see pics of this party of yours!
Looks good to me lol
That thing is awesome. I need one in my backyard.
A gas bill that high? Holy shit. That’s gotta be at least, what. four or five months?