Paris Hilton Will Be Late For Her Own Funeral-Fashionably, Of Course.
I have yet to figure out the fascination with Paris Hilton. I’m a true believer in the saying, “Her insides make her ugly,” (this is a southern saying I think-or maybe it’s just in West Virginia). This chick has done nothing in life but make an attempt at being beautiful, show her crotch, act like a total fool on a so-called reality show and well, she’s perfected getting pulled over by the police. According to TMZ, Paris was also late for her own court appearance- 18 minutes late to be exact. Now, let’s examine this. The judge can decided today whether to revoke her probation and toss her in jail, or slap her on the wrist and let her go. I’m betting the latter will occur. But if I was late for a court appearance- what would happen? You guessed it. I’d be first in line to be Bertha’s bitch and I’d be sharing a cell with a someone who saw dead people- and talked to them.
Boy howdy, I hear ya on that one. I’d be in the same boat as you. Money talks and bitches walk.
Oh, I’m delurking finally (I miss your redneck humor)
I saw a piece of artwork of her. It was like, her dead and you can remove her insides and shit. I’m like..WHEN DID SHE DIE? WHY WASN’T I TOLD?! And Iuno if she IS dead or if it was JUST art. I guess this kinda clears it up. xD
Wander: lol I wish I could find some redneck humor. Since my mom broke up with her man-friend, I’ve been lacking in that category. Maybe I’ll post the video of the hearse I saw in Wendy’s parking lot. As for Paris- she actually got 45 days in jail- we’ll see if she really goes or not.
Jenny: She’s so thin she looks dead in my opinion. She’s white trash who happens to have money. The same as Britney Spears.