What To Do When You’ve Hit A Blogger’s Block.
To those who know me in real life, they would never imagine I could run out of topics to discuss. With my friends and family it’s usually, “Pick a topic, Beth can put her two cents worth in and then some.” I’ve been writing on this blog for over two years now, before that I spent three years on LiveJournal. I’ve come to a point in which I cannot for the life of me think of anything worthy to write. Sure, I could turn to copying others. Not my thing. I could post pictures and write captions until I’m blue in the face-becomes boring to the readers after a while. I need something fresh, something revolutionary, well, just something. You, my faithful readers who comment when I write about the most idiotic of topics, (to which I’m grateful, this let’s me know I’m not the only non-normal human out there), can assist me in choosing a focus. Do you really want to read about my daily life? From the time I get up in the morning until I fall asleep from my Klonopin induced coma at night? Should I go out with my cell phone and take videos of rednecks and inbreds? What about my intelligent side-I swear I have one, do I need to focus more on what I really do while I sit here at the computer, besides look at naked pictures of Mr. Fabeo- I’m learning how to write php code- on my own. I’m learning more about SEO and marketing. Maybe I should buy a web cam, set it on my desk and let everyone watch me scratch my face, pick my nose and chain smoke. You tell me- what the hell should I discuss next?
Erm, you could always make fun of stupid people. That’s almost always an amusing topic, unless one is the topic of the joke, of course.
…I tried…erased it all…too many odd thoughts coming at the same time…
I will just say…you can discuss “they” sometime, cause “they” just don’t get it … “they” don’t understand us nose pickin, chain smokin non-normal normals that have some odd kind of super vision that see through the shee-shee foo-foo phony baloney that “they” feel is necesary to create around themselves in order to survive this wacky world. We, the non-normal normals, are able to bounce past their “martha-type life” to realness. We are REAL and accept things as they are…we are able to just “be”..and “they” are just plain jealous…jealous that we can accept things no matter how nasty they may be. Truly that is the way to be…I wish “they” would stop sugar coating this life and take their rose coloured glasses of and stop pretending. I say, be like us..be brutally honest…say what you need to say when you feel the need to say it…do what you have to do when you have to do it.
Brutal honesty…the only way to be…the only way to be “real”.. and “really” survive this life.
Lets keep our negative optimism and positive negativity… SARCASM …that’s the only way to survive the rath of the “they”… “They” who have their heads up their own..
(you know what) …and can only judge us for what we’re doing and how we’re handling things and the decisions we make. WEll you know what I say “they” can do.
…no I do don’t think I am a disgruntal, revengeful, bitter being at all…I believe I am one of the most understanding, forgiving beings on this planet…well, why not, life is too short to waste my time constantly be worried about what “they” think. “They” will believe what “they” want to anyway!
So, honestly,,,i HAVEN’T had enough sleep so I know these writings of mine really didn’t go anywhere or prove any kind of point…mind you I wasn’t trying to prove anything anyway…
so…let me sign off and just comment that: I am happy to have found your site…happy to know there’s others out there who have the same outlook on life. …make the best of it, when the sun shines bale hay (or something like that!) and definitely “carpe diem” everyday…”they” don’t know what “they”
are missing!
Cheers…glad to have met you.
Simple SAlly
PS>…bad name for me…all I want is simplicity…but Everthing I try to do becomes very complicated…mostly due to my bad luck or influence by Murphy…that’s ok…I am really lucky too…so far good has overweighed the bad…its all good!
Ciao for now….your scripts are like my daily bible now.
by the way, Maxine is just simply awesome!! …glad we found her!!
First, where are the naked pictures of Fab, cause I didn’t see any. Are they in one of his side links?
Second, I like to know what’s going on with you. Did I miss the post about your new apartment? There were a few days here and there that I was out of the loop. Did the car door get fixed or do you bungee it shut? Your single, non-mom exploits allow me to pretend that I have conversations with real adults from time to time.
Marilyn: Fabeo hides his naked pics well. Ask him where you can find them- I found them when I googled “naked bald men living in Florida”- you might wanna try that.
As far as what is going on with me? Nothing. I’m trying to save money to get an apartment so I can move out of this hell hole. Saving money vs. buying gas is becoming a competition. The car door was fixed- my cousin swore the door was locked. Ok, but- I lock the door before I close the door all the time and I’ve never had this happen. I do carry bungee cords in my glove box now. Just in case. My single, non-mom exploits? Man.. you have to come visit me. If you consider filming a hearse in a Wendy’s parking lot an exploit- I have a more exciting life than I thought.
That reminds me, do you need some more pictures? I’m thinking of taking a whole series of them in hot tub. I have been practicing my posing.