I will probably go straight to hell for laughing out loud at this, uh, “news” story, but I can’t help it. Why? Because I can see this actually happening somewhere near where I live. According to CNN, a man was arrested for attaching a chain to an ATM machine, connecting it to his truck, pulling it out of the ground, after which he and an alleged accomplice loaded said machine into the back of his truck. However, this poor guy didn’t escape. The reason? His prosthetic leg fell off during the chase. I bet the next time he attempts such a stunt- he’ll buy a boat-load of super glue. Read the full story here: One Legged Heist