Sometime this week I am planning on rolling out something a lot of us need-a page in which you can paste text and automatically calculate the number of words. Why you may ask? For those of us who use PayPerPost it can become a hassle when you’re in the middle of a post and you need to check how many words you have to meet requirements- and pulling up Word freezes your computer, (which happened to me and then my computer crashed-a whole other story). I found a script a while back and haven’t had the time to add it to my blog- if anyone is really interested in using it- I will try it for a while and see how it works. That way, all you would have to do is bookmark the script page and pull it up in your browser as you’re writing your post. Sound fair enough?

Since I’m lacking anything exciting in my life at the moment, other than preparing myself to work 11pm-7am, I’m trying a new meme. I also, from this point forward, promise to renew my meme fever with the others I have particpiated in during the last year or so.

Today is Manic Monday. You may find the information on It’s A Blog Eat Blog World-I also encourage you to read his blog- very entertaining. So, on with today’s word. Spike. This is what my blood pressure does each time I hear my mother’s voice. Or, hear her cough. Or, pretty much see her since she never leaves the freaking house. Seriously- this has got to stop. I’ve been depressed and heart-broken before- but not showering for 6 days- come on woman, you’re 61 years old. You were living with a man who wanted chickens and roosters for pets. (I do, however, miss the gay roosters, especially Boots, RIP dude). I’m at my wit’s end because I haven’t a clue what to do with a mother who was dumped by an idiot who obviously doesn’t want her back or he would have said, “Come back.” I gave her the same advice she gave me-several times, “Get over him and move on.” She just looked at me, dazed and confused and proceeded to tell me he wanted me to type a form for him. I said sure- if he pays me $20 plus purchase printer ink. A deal has been made but I am losing my mind. If anyone wants to donate to an apartment fund- click on the PayPal button at the bottom of the right sidebar. Once I’m all moved in I’ll snap pics of me naked on the floor. Ok, no I won’t but it’s the thought that counts.