I’ve finished all of my work for the night as well. An hour and a half until anyone else comes in- I could fart and pick my nose right now and no one would notice. Ever feel that kind of freedom at work? I mean- seriously. Think about it. During the day you have to do things that are socially acceptable. Heaven forbid if you cut a big one near a co-worker. And forget about picking your nose. But, the night. Ahhh, the night gives one freedom. For instance, just a few minutes ago, my bra felt a little out of place. I just put my hand up my shirt and fixed it. Voila. No one witnessed it and I performed the function out of the eyes of the security camera. (at least I’m hoping I did, I haven’t figured out where all the cameras are). Sure, the pay sucks. But I have no managers to get in my way. ‘Tis quiet. Except for the heating system. Ya know what I just might do? Download a few ringtones for my phone then go fart in the lobby. Why? ‘Cause I can.

I experienced this when I was 15. I am now 34 and going through the same issues as I did then: My mother is going insane. First, let me state- I love my mom. I have said this in the past-I just want new readers to understand. I would do anything for her-we have both been through a lot since my dad passed away 18 1/2 years ago. However, this time I’m old enough for her to say and I am quoting, “You bother me.” Which boils down to, move out. Keep in mind, she moved back in with me- I didn’t move in with her. She cares about nothing at the moment except trying to woo back the man she left. We have no money. My last paycheck, (from the 180 mile drive every day job), barely covered her home loan. I’m now working, (yay for the night shift), but I won’t get paid for another 2 weeks. I am living off of what is in my PayPal account, now down to $24 and some change. Should I ask my uncle to help me move out? I’m no longer wanted in the house I took care of and paid the bills for-for over 2 years. I honestly have never been in such a position before. Part of me wishes I had taken that last paycheck and moved out without saying a word, but I couldn’t do that to her. Right now, money is trickling in from paid posts- which have been a life-saver. What do I do? Ask to borrow money or make it for another 2 weeks on $24?

Since the script doesn’t seem to want to work within WordPress, I set up a separate page. Nothing fancy, just the script itself. If you like the script- do me a favor and post about it on your blog, especially if you write paid posts- one link to remember- http://afrogtokiss.net/wordcount.html. I also have the link at the top of the blog as well. Happy counting!