Holy Crap-Literally.
We’ve all seen the infomercials on the subject of colon cleansing. Yes, I have been awake at 2am learning how disgusting my colon is and how I need to clean it. I always figured a good swig of Jack Daniels would do the trick, but apparently not. I’ve met a few people that I assumed needed a good colon cleanse, but all joking aside, does it really work? The low down? I don’t know. Many sites, including healthynewage.com claim this is the way to get your body back into good working order. You see the picture below, right? Would this not scare the living day lights out of you if you looked into your toilet and saw this floating around? It would me. But the owner of the site says, “But what I saw–although far more gross than the picture below–made me feel…joyous.” I am afraid to ask how much more gross his mucoid plaque was- I know I’d be running to the emergency room, afraid I had just passed my large intestines. I know I’m supposed to eat healthy, exercise, stay stress free, but as for cleansing my colon? To be honest- I’m not quite sure. If I were to do it, I would definitely ask my doctor first- just to make sure I wasn’t going to damage anything on the inside that I really need. Have any of you considered alternative healing when it comes to ridding your body of toxins? If so, what has your experience been? Good, or bad? I’m actually very curious about the subject. I’ve always been told I was full of crap- maybe I really am.















Canadian Club always works for me, I don’t trust those damn Infomercials I see at 2 or 3 in the morning cause I’m willing to bet they are Preying on Boozers like me that stay up late and watch the SciFi Channel or whatever channel is on at the time…
They ain’t getting my money no way!…
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I noticed your blog tagline and saw this post and it made me wonder if this was a blog about poo.
I’ve been looking into doing this colon cleanse things because I have cholinergic urticaria and some peope have said that a colon cleanse has helped them. But I’m afraid of trying these colon cleanses because of pictures like that. I think I would freak out if I saw something like that come out of me. And also I read on a lot of these websites that they saw worms and other living things come out of them. That scares me.
I wouldn’t do a colon cleanse. Our colons were meant to be self-cleaning. If we were meant to be sticking hoses up our butts to get the stuff out, the don’t you think we’d have been doing it for thousands of years? I prefer to cleanse my colon the way nature intended – on the toilet with a good magazine and plenty of air freshner.