After reading many articles from people telling bloggers what they should, or shouldn’t write about on his/her own personal blog, I have come up with a list of topics I believe are fair game. I encourage all of you to choose at least one and discuss it on your blog this week. We may all be surprised that these so-called blogging experts are incorrect in their thinking of what makes a good blog.

• Corn Removal. Not the vegetable, the dry, dead skin which forms on ones feet. Nothing is more entertaining than seeing the process- from hard skin, to shaved pieces scattered on the floor. Pictures are also encouraged.
• Nipple hair. I have never read a blog discussing this topic. Yet, we all seem to know about nipple hair, so apparently it exists. Please provide details on how you deal with nipple hair-shaving, plucking, waxing-share your pain with the world.
• Gas. Not the prices, the bodily function that for some reason is so taboo no one wants to admit he/she actually does it. Please. Even Elvis farted.
• Feminine itching. I’ve read blogs where I’ve assumed the skank behind it had some sort of itch in the cootch region, yet she never mentions it. Name the products used to cure the embarrassing problem- pictures aren’t necessary, but if you feel the need to share a visual, please do. Keep in mind I may never view you the same again.
• Nose-picking. We all do it. Some are better at it than others. Are you a closet picker? Or, do you let everyone see that piece of tissue up your nose? Share.
• Ever pee yourself after having a coughing spell? Bloggers want to know.
• With so many cat blogs in the blogosphere, I’m beginning to think these are cover-ups for an extremely taboo subject-masturbation. No demonstrations needed.
• Not getting sex? See above. Tell us. We want to know. Perhaps we can help. (For a very, very large sum of money).
• Facial hair. This topic applies to women only. Do you bleach, tweeze, wax? We want before and after pictures.
• Man-boobs. Men, are your boobs bigger than the wife’s? Tell us. We want size, bra brands, etc. There is nothing wrong with man-boobage. Don’t be ashamed.

Again, I challenge anyone to take on a topic listed above and blog about it this week. I could be on to something here.