It’s A Conspiracy I’m Telling You And Jesus In Your Dryer.

Beth September 26 2006 General Ramblings, Humor 8 Comments

I am being targeted due to my recent posts about Bea Arthur. Her fan base is larger than I first expected and they will stop at nothing to save the reputation of their beloved Bea. I signed up at Traffic Swarm-now keep in mind- I found the link to this ridiculous, so-called Traffic Exchange, while surfing blogs the other night, on a site with profanity and pictures of sexual devices. I received the following email earlier tonight:

Hi Beth,

I’m afraid your recently submitted link has been rejected:

URL: http://afrogtokiss.net
Title: Ramblings Of A Redneck Chick

Rejection ID: 929591
Reason: inappropriate language/graphics on website

Once your URL is ready for re-submission, simply login to your account and click the”Edit” link next to
this URL in the “Manage Your Site Promotions” section. After making the necessary changes, click the UPDATE button near the bottom of the page for the changes to be processed.

Sincerely,

TrafficSwarm Support Team
http://www.trafficswarm.com

I was denied because I had a fake picture of Bea Arthur and George Bush Deux participating in what boils down to- old person bondage. Let me get this straight. I signed up with a traffic exchange which mostly has “let’s rip you off” business opportunities and I’m denied for inappropriate material on my blog. Ok, wait until I manipulate a picture of Betty White and Jimmy Carter-I’ve decided to cover both political parties. I’ll then re-submit my site and see what happens. If I’m approved, either Traffic Swarm has a thing for Bea, or, they’re Republicans. If denied, then I’ll know they’re Independents.

Speaking of freaks, it’s time to list 2 search results which brought people to my blog. The world is a very scary place folks.

canton ohio prostitutes Google Search 4
dryer lint jesus Google Search 7

If Jesus is in your dryer- I think this is a sign. Either clean up your act, or you’re going to hell.

Do I Need Help?

Beth September 26 2006 General Ramblings 1 Comment

I ran across this self help book while surfing earlier. Now, keep in mind, the only self help book I have ever read is Dr. Phil. Ok, I didn’t read the entire book, which leads me to ask-do I need help? I’m under tremendous stress at the moment and I would love to learn how to cope. Is a self empowerment book the answer?

Bea Arthur Exposed: The Bush Years.

Beth September 24 2006 Humor 8 Comments

I received this picture with strict instructions as to not reveal the source. Apparently, our President, George “Bushmaster” Bush, had a fling with Bea several years ago. I don’t know the specifics, but apparently Bea was invited to a special dinner for Hollywood beauties of the past. I’m told this took place in the Lincoln Bedroom itself.

Pay Per Post Has Its Own Blog!

Beth September 24 2006 General Ramblings Comments Off

Some may call me a sell-out since I write a few posts here and there for money. We all, as bloggers have our own ideas as what is considered “proper etiquette” when it comes to making a little moola. I have been very pleased with PPP. The support is excellent if you have a question, or concern, and-it’s interactive. Where most advertising for cash sites do not allow the blogger’s input, PPP is quite the opposite. Pay Per Post has a blog. As an active blogger, when the admins post something of interest, or, if input is needed, they ask for our opinions. I read the PPP blog on a regular basis and I have learned quite a bit. Upcoming features, issues, insight- it’s available to the users of the service. I don’t feel left in the dark about what is going on, and I have viewed quite a few great blogs that I now keep track of. I learn what works and what doesn’t and the opinions of fellow PPP posters. Not only am I doing something that is earning me a little extra cash for bills, but, I’m part of a community. Advertisers can advertise on blogs, and my input as well as the input of others, are helping in the beta process-for both bloggers and the advertisers wanting the word out on products or services. If you haven’t checked PPP out- do so!