Redneck Sex

A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds, Ed and
Arlene, paid a visit to their doctor.
“You ain’t gonna believe this, Doc,” said the husband.
“My thingy’s turnin’ blue.”
“That’s pretty unusual,” said the doctor.
“Let me examine you.”
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the redneck’s
“thingy” really was blue.
The doctor turns to the wife, “Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed for you?”
“Yep, shore am,” she replied brightly.
“And what kind of jelly are you using with it?”
“Grape”, she said.