I forgot about this until my way home this evening. Yesterday, I drove to the store to get cigs and on my way back I pass a church, whose sign read: “Sunday, April 31st, Children’s Choir.” Then I started laughing. Apparently, this church is the only place in the world in which April has 31 days. It’s at this moment I wished I had a camera. Then, this evening on my way back home, I noticed the sign again. Someone must have explained to these good people that, today, is April 30. Not the 31st. Not to be outdone-I found two of my all time favorite church signs. The people coming up with the catchy phrases need to make sure the sign gives the message they want: