Alan Alda? Seriously. Where the hell is he? Shouldn’t he be in movies that run on the Life Time Movie Channel? I mean, Nancy McKeon and Meredith Baxter pretty much run the network don’t they? Why don’t they invite Alan to join them in some sappy, over-dramatic acting? I even have an idea for a plot. A woman loses custody of her children, ex-husband is a total ass, she meets a nice guy doctor, his ex-wife is in a mental institution.. wait.. I think this movie has already been shown 5000 times on the network.

At any rate, I found this cartoon to be amusing. I’ll post it behind a cut since some people will find it offensive-and even though I don’t give a rat’s ass, I’m being nice.