A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read blogs with their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

You wouldn’t think that by going to get my eyebrows waxed would make me realize how big my butt is. In fact, I’m not sure which was worse- going into the place with bushy eyebrows, or, a big butt that made me look like a beached whale. The place was packed, so I wait about 10 minutes before he said, “You go back to number 3.” I go back to number 3- I know where it is -it’s the only section they have for eyebrows. I proceed to get on the chair. You know the kind- the bed/chair combination, sort of what they have in an emergency room. Only tonight it seemed much, much higher and smaller. I stand there for a minute, thinking. I decided the best approach was to just throw myself on the chair. Yes, I could have risked going over the other side, but this was a risk I was willing to take, since my legs are too short and my butt, apparently too big to lift. I toss myself, sheet sliding off, one leg dangling precariously to one side. All I have to do now is maneuver my butt and I’ve got it made. By the time the guy comes back to wax my eyebrows, I look like I’ve had a huge fight with the chair- and the chair won. This is when I decided, when I become rich from the lottery, I’m having lipoplasty done on my butt. I won’t discuss what it was like getting off of the chair- I’m glad I was alone. But, no pun intended, here is a picture of one eyebrow. Since I only have the camera on my cell phone, (I wish I’d win a camera from PPP), the picture sucks.