This is the message on a sign at a local church. Cracked me up. Anyway, since I have Forcastfox for Firefox-I see a weather alert for Charleston. This is what it says:

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHARLESTON HAS ISSUED A HEAT
ADVISORY…WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 6 PM EDT THIS
EVENING.

HIGH TEMPERATURES THIS AFTERNOON ARE EXPECTED TO PEAK IN THE 95
TO 100 DEGREE RANGE ACROSS NORTHEAST KENTUCKY…SOUTHEAST OHIO
AND MOST OF WEST VIRGINIA OUTSIDE OF THE MOUNTAINS. THESE
TEMPERATURES…COMBINED WITH DEWPOINTS IN THE 70S…WILL RESULT
IN HEAT INDEX VALUES BETWEEN 100 AND 110 DEGREES.